Me: Well it sure is interesting speaking with the actual Sun, on a website no less.
Sun: Are you sure it’s me speaking, and not a part of your own ego?
Me: Well, I think it’s possible that you might be speaking through me, if I allow it.
Sun: Is this safe?
Me: Not sure, but novel writers do it all the time, channeling characters into existence, which then sometimes become social icons if the experience is strong enough to the reader.
Sun: You mean those Potter characters?
Me: How amazing that you guessed.
Sun: You’re starting to sound like that Donald Walsh guy who channeled God in many conversations.
Me: And why not. If he did and managed to get published, then fine for him. I just hope he gave most of the royalties to God-based causes.
Sun: He didn’t keep all of it?
Me: Heck no. Humans tend to be selfish.
Sun: Good thing the Sun isn’t. I just shine all the time for everyone.
Me: But where is the source of your power? Surely you have some kind of generating source that you draw upon.
Sun: Yes, I have secret sources of original power, and it comes from God.
Me: So God powers you?
Sun: Last I heard, God powers just about all things.
Me: But how do I find God?
Sun: Through His/Her manifestations, for one.
Me: Is there a way to meditate with the Sun?
Sun: Yes, it’s called Surya-Yoga by some and Tai Chi by others even though those movements should be collecting solar prana and not just making silly movements.
Me: How do I collect and store vital solar prana, if I may ask?
Sun: Ahh, you want to store it in order to have fantastic powers like some Qi Gong masters have?
Me: Of course, why else would I want to store Qi/Prana?
Sun: You could try being a great unbelievable comedian. That’s a good use of it.
Me: How about if I used that amazing prana to launch very straight accurate 350-yard tee shots?
Sun: Yes, a very good use.
Me: Thanks, let’s come back to this tomorrow.
Sun: Don’t thank me, just appreciate the Sun every day for the brightness it brings.
Me: Yes, of course. I shall.